XjokerX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Thrice]

This is fun

No really, alot of movies like this take themselves WWWAAAYYY too seriously. This was done with the farce in mind. The cheesy sound effects (laser, narrators voice) were what made this funny, especially after thrice speaks and you hear some actually very good voice acting. Well done, a credit to its genre. I'm looking forward to some more Thrice adventures.

[WadeMcFrog Dance V.2]

Definite improvements.

I remember the first time you submitted Mcfrog's dance on NG. I'd made a comment on the need for a storyline or at least plot and you'd responded with the concern you didn't know how to come up with one. My advice to you is this. Think of a simple situation and then go from there. You've got the talent to do whatever you want so be creative. McFrog seems indestructible, and yet a nice, but clumsy guy. Go with that! Say, have him try to ask out that girl from before the building jump scene. Gets grabbed my king kong sized panda (since you incorporated one into this film)....get the picture. Look forward to seeing where you take this.

KINGOFAUSTRALIA responds:

Finally! a constructive review okay the next one will have a storyline i'll use the one you thought up ( you'll be in the credits )
Thanks for the 8!

[Jesus vs Muhammad Trailer]

never mind "sacrilage"

I personally found this to be rather humorous, not particularly witty, but well staged. Rather like early Cohen brothers. Kudos! all my 5's....

[WadeMcFrog dance]

plenty of but's on this one

it's nicely drawn, well crafted and all...but it's plotless and pointless.

WADEMACHINE responds:

thanks im not too good at story writing but that wasn't an attempt that was just some animation in future i will try and make something with a plot but for now that's all thanks for the review

[Gang Fight Sim]

Wow...

Usually that "watch it again for full effect" bit is just some sad shit's way of prolonging their crap's life. This actually worked for once. Awesome!

[NG Deathmatch 2]

AWESOME!

Best ever Knox! Not only facing Beebo against neurotically yours, but having germaine perform the Walls of Jericho? Genius!

Knox responds:

woo! WWE,haha

[Tweeter and the Monkeyman]

Fucking retro!

Dude that totally fucking rocked! the undertones of easy rider, groovetube, and the rest of the psycadelic rock-underground movement. brilliant

[Madness Apotheosis]

There is only ONE

There is only One true king...
However you guide our hero
Whether he is lost to us forever
or is only waiting for another day
HE with the halo may be defeated
But the sheriff still awaits
and in the end?
Only Madness Remains...

[RISEN: Director's Cut]

Brilliance at Last!

I cannot help but gush when I see this flick. I've been asked for my opinion and given advice to many animators on firearms. My years of experience as a marksman, collector, and smithie have put me in the position of something as an authority in guns. period.
Unfortunately I have a nasty tendancy to be an intellectual snob about it. The stick-Xiao-DBZ crossover genre already has already suceeded in securing a niche on NG. However, the level of detail in this (the sound sync is breathtaking in itself!) is mind blowing. Nothing about this was cheesy or melodramatic. Your vision of Hell is awe inspiring, ground breaking in the level of devestation we see inflicted on the protagonist's "soul." A true masterpiece. I kneel before your awesome genius. Say there is more to come with this.
~a Humble(d) Fan
xJokerx

[Sexmob-James Bond Part 2]

9 outta 10

Horvtiz,
I quess I speak for a undecided minority that constitutes your fan base when I say that you bring a fresh new style to Flash and New Grounds alike. And while your music videos for Rope a Dope are indeed entertaining, the larger portion of us always adhere to your comedy. This latest serious "Sexmob" is intriguing and fast paced to say the least.
However I do not feel that this lives up to the standard set by its predecessor, "Out of the tank." I've seen the progression of your skills since you first submitted a film on NG (2/17/04). I applaude your films and your talent. Looking forward to see what you turn out next.