XjokerX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[chadwick]

eh coulda been better

you could have done alot more for this. Not bad for a first submission.

[Crono Must Die -DMC #1]

Stop, no really

I don't get it. Was that supposed to be funny? I'm really getting sick of these bad knock-off Dante's. And what kind of fucking villian is called "Yogi"?! what? He's the biggest Pick-a-nick basket smuggler on the east coast? Jesus this flick sucked. You want some creative criticism? Ok, your characters are mutants. Legs or arms different sizes? and damnit, don't fucking try to morph a still shot of Dante's head! That is so fucking weak. Build a better story line. You shoulda just called this crap "Devil May Kill a Few Drug Dealers" and get it over with. Basically what I saw was Dante, of course with the name Crono instead of Dante. Wait...Where have I heard that name before??? Oh Yeah! You! In some cases it's actually humorous to make a character and use your own name for em. In this case it's simply sad and pathetic. I'm giving you a perfect Zero for lack of skill, story, entertainment value, and originality. Remember! Shitty ideas made into Shitty Films gets back Shitty Reviews. Cheers

[the delivering 2]

Not just the flash that sucks

Don't worry, I'm not slamming you JUST for the shitty flash. WTF? Is this Christ gone Super Saiyan? No fucking wonder christians are bound and determined to wipe out each other if this is how you picture Your messiah.

[Andy's lose yourself]

If you watch this

If you watch this, you will die in seven days. (hint:when you dies you see the Box)

[Skeltons]

Finally!

Actual Skull fucking on NG! My life is complete, I have actually seen everything there is to see!

[A Brief Educational Video]

Nice

Should fit in well with the other recent CC goodies. I try to stay nuetral on the clock issue, but if you'll allow me a "soapbox" moment let me just say this: All Anti-CC rubish I've seen. That includes films, reviews, and forum mess, does nothing but waste space. The typical anti-CC shit is often the result of jealousy, either because of the skillz of the CC or the "prodigal son" effect. In checking the other reviews for this film, I found the majority of Blams coming from bitter people who justify their actions simply because this is a Clock flick. To quote: CLOCKS ARE THE MOST INSULTING THING ON NEWGROUNDS OTHER THAN THOSE E-VENGERS FAGGOTS!!-BlackMagiK666 To stand apart from this view, the CC are essential to NG. They've become a fixture for the portal, racking up more awards, notices, and other accolades than any other NG crew. In regards to this short film, Good job. I found it to be very entertaining. To the Anti-CC, please, grow the fuck up already. Just because your movies aren't half as good, you're not loved my Tom, and frankly a bunch of simpering, juvenile losers, doesn't mean you can ruin other people's enjoyment. Thank you.

[Hikino]

Superior

Superior Graphics, Sound, and Story. Simply breath taking. I cannot wait to see what the first episode will be like. Congrats on your first submition, a real winner.

[ViolentDeaths]

good job on this

A sort of bitter humor to this. Nice blending, sync, and fluid shifts between frames. a well done Stick Flick.

[Clock Fight]

not bad

Not bad at all, I just wish there had been some sounds. Maybe increase the length, and swipe some Bruce lee bytes.

[A Homer is Born]

Doh!

Dude, Drugs are bad. Very bad. Please get help.