XjokerX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds Survivor Rival]

Way to go Eric

It always pains me to see somebody shamelessly rip off another person's hard work or try to catch onto a phenominon, thus killing it in the process by over exposure. Eric, Good for you. As always I wait your next film.

[Mother's Love]

all that?!

All through that and he wants his mom? Wow, Oedipal complexes for everybody! Man, after all this time....and you still want to fuck yer mom. Sick bastard. LOL

[(Blink)]

The best movie I've ever seen

Simple, sublime brilliance. Sheer power and awe inspiring intensity. This moved me. I urge all NG fans, anybody with a shred of decency in their heart of hearts to see this gain the noteriety it deserves. First class. Beautiful and moving.

[Biosect (no war)]

This is shit

Goddamn. I could finger paint a btter films with my left nut. What kind of retard are you. If you're going to discuss the impending Iraq/U.s. Conflict. Learn your shit. idiot!

[DragonBall X- The Talk]

DON'T OPEN THIS! IT'S FUCKED UP!

SERIOUSLY! THIS IS NOT A REVIEW. THE SWF IS TAINTED. UPON OPENING, THE FILM SPEEDS UP. YOUR COMPUTER THEN FREEZES, COMPLETE LOCK DOWN. AGAIN THIS IS NOT A POSTING. THIS IS A SERIOUS WARNING TO VIEWERS. I ATTEMPTING TO REACH PORTAL SECURITY ABOUT THIS FILM. POSSIBLE VIRUS. DO NOT OPEN.

[iHATEegg episode1]

Fucking Brutal

I happen to like the Egg series, but then again, I also love the CC movies and at the same time like several anti-clock flicks. The music was well done and the animation superb. I wouldn't do anything else except expand the film. Maybe have KIller Egg do more transformations in tune with the shape changing theme of iloveegg. Nice job. I saw your original short and thought it crap. Thank you for proving me wrong. I wish more people strove for the same degree of excellence you've attained. Looking for to more from you. Cheers.

[Torj'Kei Teaser Trailer]

More

ok You've got my attention. I'd love to see this in full length.

[mkremix the movie! p 1/2]

haven't you learned yet?

Don't you pay attention to your reviews? This is terrible! Get a clue. I couldn't even get through the concert. Jesus.

[The Rock Vs Eminem]

There is absolutely NO SKILL

No humor, no style, no ambition to do better. I'll give you flat zeros til you come up with something that isn't....what's the word???
SHIT! yeah that's the word. Please, get some fucking ritalin

[-=THE SNIPER=-]

Just hear me out

I'm always glad to see people posting films based on great works of literature. There were two things you did NOT need to do. The first was Dialogue. Look for example at the first Vampire Hunter INA. It was brilliantly done, however, First page material, but the second and third installments lost in popularity because they tried to add dialogue. Your ability to visually tell a story is intense and good as is. Dialogue was not necessary and I honestly feel it could have been alot better if you'd refrained from using any. Secondly: Ditch the music. You're trying to capture the horrible reality of war. Playing metal only detracts from that principle. something along the lines of a soft opera, perhaps even something like Moon light sonata would have been better. As another great Irish author, Yeats, put it, "War is violent, bloody, and graceful." Consider these few notes please. I'd like to see you make these changes and repost this.

Diazr2K responds:

???? there is no dialogue in my movie, what are you talking about. Well anyways, thanks for your review.
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