XjokerX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zelda: Link of Gold ep. 3]

Simple advice

Stop while you're ahead. It's amazing how "new graphics" look like "same lame graphics." I love how his head's a rectangle. oh and get his hat some Viagra. truly. This is your third episode and I'm still waiting for a story to emerge. Another thing, it's been twenty years?! That would make Link around, what? late twenties to his mid thirties? Don't you find it alittle....I don't know...gay that he's walking around in green tights? What next, Zelda: Link of Pink? Zelda: Link of San Fransisco? Gimmie a break.

[Brunch W/A Supervillain]

Shweet but tinny

Great movie dude. I would have given you all tens, but your sound was alittle fuzzy/tinny. For that I gave you a 9 on sound. Earst wise great movie. Congrats on front page!

[mega man vs, kelogs krew]

I'll be kind and give it a 5

a nice first try. Give it some work and resubmit it. Try to do something with the sound, dialogue, and ditch the trix.

[The Eggs Revolt]

ok

well it was good...I dunno, something just made me smile. Nice.

[Simons Demons]

OMG.

I could see the text. The music was tinny. There is a plot, yes? This really needed to be in a larger frame to be clear, the text a different color, and uhm...try something called dialogue. This was utter garbage.

[The Jimmy Pee Program]

Good job

I'd like to see you continue this series. I seriously enjoyed it. However I must remind my grandfather to stop walking around shirtless and wearing slippers.........

[Zelda: Link of Gold ep. 1]

ok

keep trying.

[MDK (Kurt's Interview)]

uhm...yeah

And this is why you don't let children have complex toys. Thank you.

[Miracle Explosion-Ep#06]

NNOOO

Not Hugo! I loved that chracter! Otherwise this is one of your best yet. excellent. As to F-13's claim you "borrowed" a sound byte, bullshit. It's a common enough sound. Don't listen to him Good job, can't wait to see what you come up with next.
Cheers.

[Vocabulary03: Catharsis]

Well

While I seriously doubt that many of the NG fans have an IQ large enough to handle much more than "Poop," I especially enjoyed this flick. As someone completing his final semester for a double B.A. in philosophy and language studies (English class, you morlocks) it's refreshing to get some intellectual stimuli. I'm begging you mate, do "Pathos" next....PLEASE!Cheers